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me:
hey wanna play a game
band member:
um okay
me:
okay so if you take the i, a, and m out of william what do you get
band member:
will
what comes after t in the alphabet?
band member:
u
me:
who had a little lamb?
band member:
mary
me:
who am i talking to?
band member:
me?
me:
hahA I WAS RECORDING THAT WHOLE TIME NOW WITH A LITTLE BIT OF MOVIE MAGIC I CAN TAKE OUT WHAT I SAID HAHAHA YOU DIDNT EXPECT TO GET ENGAGED TODAY DID YOU WELL ITS TOO LATE NOW I CANT WAIT TO BE YOURE WIFE FUCK YES I GOT YOU I GOT YOU SO BAD OH YEAH
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